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I Still Just Want to Pee Alone







I STILL Just Want to Pee Alone is a collection of hilarious and heartwarming essays from 40 of the most kick-ass mom bloggers on the web. Jen Mann (of People I Want to Punch in the Throat fame) hand-picked each blogger in this book, and you won’t be disappointed. You will laugh, you will cry, and you will want to share this book with every mom who is in the trenches with you. Parenting is hard. Isn’t it nice to know you’re not alone?

Read awesome essays like:

It’s Not Pee. It’s You.
Open Letter to My Daughter: My Mother Was Right and You Should Think I Am, Too.
Flames, Knives, and Fear: A Family Dinner
Let’s Piss Off the Babies
Sometimes Drugs Are What You Need to Get Through Motherhood. And That’s Totally Okay. (that’s mine!)

In this book, my essay is one of the heartwarming ones. It’s about postpartum depression and how I recovered from it. I think it’s an essay that a lot of moms can identify with, whether they had PPD or not.


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I Just Want to Pee Alone







I Just Want to Pee Alone is a NY Times Best Seller!

Motherhood is the toughest – and funniest – job you’ll ever love. Raising kids is hard work. The pay sucks, your boss is a tyrant, and the working conditions are pitiful – you can’t even take a bathroom break without being interrupted with another outrageous demand.

Hasn’t every mother said it before? “I just want to pee alone!”

This book is a collection of hilarious essays from 37 of the most awesome mom bloggers on the web. Read hysterical essays like:

Embarrassment, Thy Name is Motherhood
A Pinterest-Perfect Mom, I am Not
And Then There was that Time a Priest Called Me a Terrible Mother (that’s mine!)
So She Thought She Could Cut Off My Stroller

In this book, my essay is about a Mother’s Day that I can now laugh at, but seemed pretty awful when it happened!


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